Computer ProblemReport Form
What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
If 'nothing', please explain why you were logged in:
Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem.
What proof do you have that it is not your imagination?
Are you taking any medication?
How does this problem make you feel?
Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem?
Can't you do something else instead of bothering me?